...who's the mom here...

I was rushing around to get the kids and I ready to go to the doctor and this little conversation happened...
MACY: Mom, will you read me a book?
ME: Nope, we are getting ready to go I can read it when we get back or you can take it and I can read it to you at the doctor.
MACY: Ok mom, listen close. THESE are your options. Read this book now AND at the doctor. ok?
ME: That is just one option, Macy.
MACY: Well that's the only option there is.

Oh my gosh I'm still laughing. She talks like she is 20.

Macy was watching Bambi and she stole a toy from Luke. I told her to give it back or I'd turn the movie off. She didn't give it back so I turned the movie off. And hour later after I had her help me with some chores, I told her she earned turning Bambi back on. After about 2 minutes of it being back on she came up and said this. " Mom I was really angry with you when you turned my movie off, but you did the right thing and turned it back on. I'm super proud of you and I love you very much."

...macy, macy, macy...

Macy looked out the window at the snow on the ground and said " knock it off, snow!" She then asked me to list all the things we are going to do when the snow melts.
Last night Macy and Luke were watching me play angry birds. Macy kept telling me " I know you can do this mom" or " I know you can shoot that pig, I JUST KNOW IT!" We also invented different kinds of high fives and Macy's favorite ( that SHE invented) was my hand high fiving her tongue. Not a very sanitary way to celebrate. Luke would also clap and squeal every time we destroyed a pig.

When we were leaving a Chinese restaurant Macy said " Oh no! We are in Chinese Land! How are we gonna get all the way back to Macy Land?"

Macy kept asking me for fruit loops over and over and over again. I was in the middle of washing a sink full on non dishwasher safe things so I kept telling her " In a minute, as soon as I'm done" She just kept asking and asking and asking. Finally I dropped the pan I was cleaning and said, (okay yelled)  "Macy! You need to be patient!" She got a big sad look on her face and tears in her eyes and she said "But mom, I dont' have any patience! It went up out of my tummy and slooped out my mouth" I was dumbfounded, heart broken and trying so hard not to laugh all at the same time. p.s. what is slooped?

...bluer, and bluer and bluer....

I woke Macy up from a taking too long nap and right as she was waking up she said " in my head, when I was sleeping I turned bluer and bluer and bluer" I'm assuming she was dreaming....

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Macy made an octopus at storytime at the library last week. She was SO proud. unfourtunately Luke got a hold of it ripped every last leg off. Macy walked in on the massacre and gasped....then squated down next to him and said " Luke! I'm love you very much, but I am VERY disappointed you ripped my octopus!" One emergency surgery and roll of tape later, I handed the octupus back to Macy and SHE said " GOOD AS NEW!"

...you are my only mommy in this world...

I was blogging and Macy wanted me to set up her bowling pins....

Kellie: I can't right now, you need to do by yourself...
Macy: ( getting big, round, teary eyes) But I don't know how to do it, my daddy's at work and you are my only mommy in this world...

Needless to say. I immediately set them up... about 58 times.

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Rich and Macy were playing with her little people  characters and animals....

Rich: Oh no she's gonna get us!
Macy: Don't worry I'll take care of this! I'm gonna get my gun and shoot em.
Me: ( very worried we are pretend playing with guns and pretend shooting people, but I keep my mouth closed)
Rich: You got em! Where did you get that cool gun?
Macy: Target!
Rich: where'd  you get the bullets?
Macy: Costco!
Rich: You used a Target gun and Costco bullets to shoot him?
Macy: No, HER. It was a crazy girl from outer space!

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Macy in her prayers and other other night...

"please bless mommy's back to feel better ( she's been praying for this for 3 months, despite my back being fine now) and please bless that nicholas, emma, camilla, joy, brinn, kent, flora, mason, colt moss, mommy, daddy, luke, and me can go all go camping after the sun melts the snow..."

Macy was really struggling to listen well and ignoring everything I was saying...

Kellie: Macy are you a good listener?
Macy: yes I am.
Kellie: Than can you please show me what a good listener does?
Macy: ( thinks for a second, turns around with her butt sticking out looks over  her shoulder and shakes her butt) IS THIS GOOD LISTENING?!?!?! hahahah

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Macy was counting and running out of fingers to count on, so she reached down and continued the counting on her toes.

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Luke clearly wanted to get out of the bath today when he handed me the soap and then rubbed his own head and said "DAT", as to say "here's the soap, wash my hair and get me the crap out of here."

...vulgarities...

Macy pointed to the back pocket on my jeans and said " Hey mom, what is that?" and I said , " Oh that's my pocket!" to which she replied... "No way mom, that is your butt so you can poop" Can you tell we are potty training???

Luke dropped something a block and it startled macy pretty bad. She looked and hims and said " WHAT THE FREAK WAS THAT!?" This is funny to some of you and a sign that I'm a horrific mom to others.

Macy has now requsted to be everything under the sun for Halloween. She's wanted to be a spider, a witch, batman, buzz lightyear, and now is adamant that she wants to be SUPER MACY... if any one knows what that looks like let me know. I asked her and she said super macy wears "green pants, green shirt, a green mask and has a belt" Fabulous.

...funnies...

Kellie: : Macy where did you come from?
Macy: Heavenly Father gave me to you.
Kellie: Your right!!! Where did Luke come from?
Macy: Oh, he came from the hostival ( hospital)

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I was using my "parenting tone" to tell Macy it isn't nice to yell in Luke's face. I told her if she yelled in his face again, she'd have a time out. Then she looked at me pointed at me and said....

"KELLIE! DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!"

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I told Macy that it wasn't nice to steal toys from Luke and that if she stole toys from him again I'd take a toy for a whole day from her. She then pointed to her own face and said " Mom, do you see my face? This is my mad face and I'm very mad!" 2 hours later, she asked for a cookie and and said she couldn't have one until after lunch she then scrunched up her face with a big frown, pointed to her own face and said " mommy, do you see this face? This is my sad face and I'm very sad that you won't give me a cookie right now!"
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We walked into a mexican restuarant last week for dinner and upon walking in Macy yelled " Oh this place is DISGUSTING!"

...bedtime story...

Tonight I told Macy a story before bed and then after I was done she wanted to tell me a story... I tried really hard to remember the whole thing and ran right out here to write it before I forget...


One day, there were A LOT OF DINOSAURS!!!! And the ground was SHAKING!! There were light blue and purple and blue and green and light green dinosaurs everywhere!!! So daddy and Macy ran in the house and the house flew up into the air and flew to Las Vegas and flew to the airport and the dinosaurs were crying and we had fun and went to chuck e cheese the end.