I woke Macy up from a taking too long nap and right as she was waking up she said " in my head, when I was sleeping I turned bluer and bluer and bluer" I'm assuming she was dreaming....
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Macy made an octopus at storytime at the library last week. She was SO proud. unfourtunately Luke got a hold of it ripped every last leg off. Macy walked in on the massacre and gasped....then squated down next to him and said " Luke! I'm love you very much, but I am VERY disappointed you ripped my octopus!" One emergency surgery and roll of tape later, I handed the octupus back to Macy and SHE said " GOOD AS NEW!"
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
...you are my only mommy in this world...
I was blogging and Macy wanted me to set up her bowling pins....
Kellie: I can't right now, you need to do by yourself...
Macy: ( getting big, round, teary eyes) But I don't know how to do it, my daddy's at work and you are my only mommy in this world...
Needless to say. I immediately set them up... about 58 times.
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Rich and Macy were playing with her little people characters and animals....
Rich: Oh no she's gonna get us!
Macy: Don't worry I'll take care of this! I'm gonna get my gun and shoot em.
Me: ( very worried we are pretend playing with guns and pretend shooting people, but I keep my mouth closed)
Rich: You got em! Where did you get that cool gun?
Macy: Target!
Rich: where'd you get the bullets?
Macy: Costco!
Rich: You used a Target gun and Costco bullets to shoot him?
Macy: No, HER. It was a crazy girl from outer space!
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Macy in her prayers and other other night...
"please bless mommy's back to feel better ( she's been praying for this for 3 months, despite my back being fine now) and please bless that nicholas, emma, camilla, joy, brinn, kent, flora, mason, colt moss, mommy, daddy, luke, and me can go all go camping after the sun melts the snow..."
Macy was really struggling to listen well and ignoring everything I was saying...
Kellie: Macy are you a good listener?
Macy: yes I am.
Kellie: Than can you please show me what a good listener does?
Macy: ( thinks for a second, turns around with her butt sticking out looks over her shoulder and shakes her butt) IS THIS GOOD LISTENING?!?!?! hahahah
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Macy was counting and running out of fingers to count on, so she reached down and continued the counting on her toes.
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Luke clearly wanted to get out of the bath today when he handed me the soap and then rubbed his own head and said "DAT", as to say "here's the soap, wash my hair and get me the crap out of here."
Kellie: I can't right now, you need to do by yourself...
Macy: ( getting big, round, teary eyes) But I don't know how to do it, my daddy's at work and you are my only mommy in this world...
Needless to say. I immediately set them up... about 58 times.
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Rich and Macy were playing with her little people characters and animals....
Rich: Oh no she's gonna get us!
Macy: Don't worry I'll take care of this! I'm gonna get my gun and shoot em.
Me: ( very worried we are pretend playing with guns and pretend shooting people, but I keep my mouth closed)
Rich: You got em! Where did you get that cool gun?
Macy: Target!
Rich: where'd you get the bullets?
Macy: Costco!
Rich: You used a Target gun and Costco bullets to shoot him?
Macy: No, HER. It was a crazy girl from outer space!
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Macy in her prayers and other other night...
"please bless mommy's back to feel better ( she's been praying for this for 3 months, despite my back being fine now) and please bless that nicholas, emma, camilla, joy, brinn, kent, flora, mason, colt moss, mommy, daddy, luke, and me can go all go camping after the sun melts the snow..."
Macy was really struggling to listen well and ignoring everything I was saying...
Kellie: Macy are you a good listener?
Macy: yes I am.
Kellie: Than can you please show me what a good listener does?
Macy: ( thinks for a second, turns around with her butt sticking out looks over her shoulder and shakes her butt) IS THIS GOOD LISTENING?!?!?! hahahah
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Macy was counting and running out of fingers to count on, so she reached down and continued the counting on her toes.
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Luke clearly wanted to get out of the bath today when he handed me the soap and then rubbed his own head and said "DAT", as to say "here's the soap, wash my hair and get me the crap out of here."
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
...vulgarities...
Macy pointed to the back pocket on my jeans and said " Hey mom, what is that?" and I said , " Oh that's my pocket!" to which she replied... "No way mom, that is your butt so you can poop" Can you tell we are potty training???
Luke dropped something a block and it startled macy pretty bad. She looked and hims and said " WHAT THE FREAK WAS THAT!?" This is funny to some of you and a sign that I'm a horrific mom to others.
Macy has now requsted to be everything under the sun for Halloween. She's wanted to be a spider, a witch, batman, buzz lightyear, and now is adamant that she wants to be SUPER MACY... if any one knows what that looks like let me know. I asked her and she said super macy wears "green pants, green shirt, a green mask and has a belt" Fabulous.
Luke dropped something a block and it startled macy pretty bad. She looked and hims and said " WHAT THE FREAK WAS THAT!?" This is funny to some of you and a sign that I'm a horrific mom to others.
Macy has now requsted to be everything under the sun for Halloween. She's wanted to be a spider, a witch, batman, buzz lightyear, and now is adamant that she wants to be SUPER MACY... if any one knows what that looks like let me know. I asked her and she said super macy wears "green pants, green shirt, a green mask and has a belt" Fabulous.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
...funnies...
Kellie: : Macy where did you come from?
Macy: Heavenly Father gave me to you.
Kellie: Your right!!! Where did Luke come from?
Macy: Oh, he came from the hostival ( hospital)
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I was using my "parenting tone" to tell Macy it isn't nice to yell in Luke's face. I told her if she yelled in his face again, she'd have a time out. Then she looked at me pointed at me and said....
"KELLIE! DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!"
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I told Macy that it wasn't nice to steal toys from Luke and that if she stole toys from him again I'd take a toy for a whole day from her. She then pointed to her own face and said " Mom, do you see my face? This is my mad face and I'm very mad!" 2 hours later, she asked for a cookie and and said she couldn't have one until after lunch she then scrunched up her face with a big frown, pointed to her own face and said " mommy, do you see this face? This is my sad face and I'm very sad that you won't give me a cookie right now!"
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We walked into a mexican restuarant last week for dinner and upon walking in Macy yelled " Oh this place is DISGUSTING!"
Macy: Heavenly Father gave me to you.
Kellie: Your right!!! Where did Luke come from?
Macy: Oh, he came from the hostival ( hospital)
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I was using my "parenting tone" to tell Macy it isn't nice to yell in Luke's face. I told her if she yelled in his face again, she'd have a time out. Then she looked at me pointed at me and said....
"KELLIE! DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!"
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I told Macy that it wasn't nice to steal toys from Luke and that if she stole toys from him again I'd take a toy for a whole day from her. She then pointed to her own face and said " Mom, do you see my face? This is my mad face and I'm very mad!" 2 hours later, she asked for a cookie and and said she couldn't have one until after lunch she then scrunched up her face with a big frown, pointed to her own face and said " mommy, do you see this face? This is my sad face and I'm very sad that you won't give me a cookie right now!"
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We walked into a mexican restuarant last week for dinner and upon walking in Macy yelled " Oh this place is DISGUSTING!"
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
...bedtime story...
Tonight I told Macy a story before bed and then after I was done she wanted to tell me a story... I tried really hard to remember the whole thing and ran right out here to write it before I forget...
One day, there were A LOT OF DINOSAURS!!!! And the ground was SHAKING!! There were light blue and purple and blue and green and light green dinosaurs everywhere!!! So daddy and Macy ran in the house and the house flew up into the air and flew to Las Vegas and flew to the airport and the dinosaurs were crying and we had fun and went to chuck e cheese the end.
One day, there were A LOT OF DINOSAURS!!!! And the ground was SHAKING!! There were light blue and purple and blue and green and light green dinosaurs everywhere!!! So daddy and Macy ran in the house and the house flew up into the air and flew to Las Vegas and flew to the airport and the dinosaurs were crying and we had fun and went to chuck e cheese the end.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
...pro-none-see-a-shun...
Macy is hilarious. Sometimes talking to her is like playing a super cute little guessing game... she says things and I have no idea where she gets it, OR I have no clue what she is acually saying. Here's a little vocab lesson in Macy language...
Sandwhich.....Swam-itch
Hospital.........Haus-uh-vul
stand up........stan-bup
dominos........dino-moes
cute kid....
Sandwhich.....Swam-itch
Hospital.........Haus-uh-vul
stand up........stan-bup
dominos........dino-moes
cute kid....
Sunday, April 4, 2010
funny kid
Last week Macy and I were having a little discussion about Jesus. I asked her where Jesus lived and she said " oh... in Las Vegas".... awesome.
Macy currently calls elevators " alligators"... don't try to correct her, as she will bet money that it is an alligator and not an elevator...
Today Rich was teaching Macy how to open her Easter eggs. She watched him intently and after he showed her how she responded " oh, now I get it" ... normally that isn't a funny except when it comes from a 2 year old wearing footsie pajamas.. then it's freaking adorable and hilarious.
Macy came out this morning and discovered her Easter basket... she rifled through all the stuff and was super stoked. After she checked it all out, I re-iterated to her that the EASTER BUNNY had brought her all that fun stuff... then she looked at me while pointing to the basket and said "Mommy, that's probably from Target.".... I just can't win.
Macy currently calls elevators " alligators"... don't try to correct her, as she will bet money that it is an alligator and not an elevator...
Today Rich was teaching Macy how to open her Easter eggs. She watched him intently and after he showed her how she responded " oh, now I get it" ... normally that isn't a funny except when it comes from a 2 year old wearing footsie pajamas.. then it's freaking adorable and hilarious.
Macy came out this morning and discovered her Easter basket... she rifled through all the stuff and was super stoked. After she checked it all out, I re-iterated to her that the EASTER BUNNY had brought her all that fun stuff... then she looked at me while pointing to the basket and said "Mommy, that's probably from Target.".... I just can't win.
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