Sunday, March 13, 2011

...bluer, and bluer and bluer....

I woke Macy up from a taking too long nap and right as she was waking up she said " in my head, when I was sleeping I turned bluer and bluer and bluer" I'm assuming she was dreaming....

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Macy made an octopus at storytime at the library last week. She was SO proud. unfourtunately Luke got a hold of it ripped every last leg off. Macy walked in on the massacre and gasped....then squated down next to him and said " Luke! I'm love you very much, but I am VERY disappointed you ripped my octopus!" One emergency surgery and roll of tape later, I handed the octupus back to Macy and SHE said " GOOD AS NEW!"

Monday, March 7, 2011

...you are my only mommy in this world...

I was blogging and Macy wanted me to set up her bowling pins....

Kellie: I can't right now, you need to do by yourself...
Macy: ( getting big, round, teary eyes) But I don't know how to do it, my daddy's at work and you are my only mommy in this world...

Needless to say. I immediately set them up... about 58 times.

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Rich and Macy were playing with her little people  characters and animals....

Rich: Oh no she's gonna get us!
Macy: Don't worry I'll take care of this! I'm gonna get my gun and shoot em.
Me: ( very worried we are pretend playing with guns and pretend shooting people, but I keep my mouth closed)
Rich: You got em! Where did you get that cool gun?
Macy: Target!
Rich: where'd  you get the bullets?
Macy: Costco!
Rich: You used a Target gun and Costco bullets to shoot him?
Macy: No, HER. It was a crazy girl from outer space!

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Macy in her prayers and other other night...

"please bless mommy's back to feel better ( she's been praying for this for 3 months, despite my back being fine now) and please bless that nicholas, emma, camilla, joy, brinn, kent, flora, mason, colt moss, mommy, daddy, luke, and me can go all go camping after the sun melts the snow..."

Macy was really struggling to listen well and ignoring everything I was saying...

Kellie: Macy are you a good listener?
Macy: yes I am.
Kellie: Than can you please show me what a good listener does?
Macy: ( thinks for a second, turns around with her butt sticking out looks over  her shoulder and shakes her butt) IS THIS GOOD LISTENING?!?!?! hahahah

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Macy was counting and running out of fingers to count on, so she reached down and continued the counting on her toes.

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Luke clearly wanted to get out of the bath today when he handed me the soap and then rubbed his own head and said "DAT", as to say "here's the soap, wash my hair and get me the crap out of here."